Hi-Ya. The name's Jasmine. Blahberry to friends. One very important thing to note about me: I am REALLY random! So of course this blog follows suitand is dedicated to all the randomness that I love. One day you might get some Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor.

Another You'll step into my fandoms (HP, Doctor Who, TWD). Others I'll introduce you to my husbands (John, Ed & Adam Levine). As I said, random but enjoy! Cause I'm seriously the best time-traveling, spell-binding, zombie killing, ball of awesome that you'll find!
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tina-rose:

aubbae:

babycakesbriauna:

pussylipgloss:

1hund:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

urkahscapuj:

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?"

"LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU AINT FUCK THAT BITCH!"

"LOOK-ME-IN-MY-EYES NIGGA"

"AND I WANT YO ASS TO LIE”

I WISH YOU WOULD

DO IT I DARE YOU RAYQUAN 


"TRY ME, SIR! TRY. ME!""I AIN’T GOT THE TIME TO BE SITTING UP HERE AND ARGUING WITH YOU, BOO! DO YOU, BOO BOO! DO! YOU!"
tyleroakley:

i could literally cry

Used this on a guy last night. He was like “whatever.” Fucking asshole.
jumpstmovies:

Free fallin’

"Something cool!!!"
safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via doctordonna10)

miz-joely:

sherlockholmesfallsnomore:

ruledbycrowley:

kabaii:

friendly reminder that this is Benedict Cumberbatch’s body

omg you can almost see

His nose.

Nose? And here I was looking at his cumberpatch. ;)

precumming:

don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

(via inchanelwetrust)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via seekingthesouth)