Hi-Ya. The name's Jasmine. Blahberry to friends. One very important thing to note about me: I am REALLY random! So of course this blog follows suitand is dedicated to all the randomness that I love. One day you might get some Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor.

Another You'll step into my fandoms (HP, Doctor Who, TWD). Others I'll introduce you to my husbands (John, Ed & Adam Levine). As I said, random but enjoy! Cause I'm seriously the best time-traveling, spell-binding, zombie killing, ball of awesome that you'll find!

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If you never used your period to get out of something you didn’t want to do, you’re lying.

Got me out of school and church so many times!

(Source: resits, via bubblyandbows)

Anonymous asked: TAG. You’re it! Simple rules. State 10 facts about yourself. Then go post this chain message in your 10 favorite blogs telling them they’re it ♡

1. My name is Jasmine

2. I am 22 years old

3. I’m a Senior in College

4. I work at Taco Bell

5. I eat a shit load of Taco Bell

6. I’m actually about to go there to get some grub in a few

7. I like to sing

8. I watch too much TV.

9. I think I’m pretty cool even though I’m the lamest person you could ever meet.

10. My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun. Seriously. I like big butts and I cannot lie.



aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo

why WOULDN’T you appreciate this


as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

(via bubblyandbows)


damn mike

*logs out of twitter for 52 years*